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Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Judge: Why did you steal that bird?
Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till?
Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!
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